Sunday, June 16, 2013

A Fortunate Occasion

On the day that Kanye & Kim had a daughter (definitely more exciting than the royal couple birth will be in x weeks),  I:

talked about Lebron James with the girlfriend of a Cirque de Soleil performer
(she was a stranger, but went to Beloit when I did),
cleaned my entire classroom (on the surface, which took over five hours),
ate my second Bacon & Chicken Wrap at McDonald's
(after the high schoolers who can't drive were kicked out),
 thought way too much about Fukushima (obviously I am eating radioactive strawberries from California), failed to kick strep (clearly dying),
and then debated if a decade was a long time
(a decade is the first SIGNIFICANT amount of time in years).

Are Kanye and Kim aware that their child's name just can't start with K?

I feel like everyone has at least one smart friend, but we'll see.

Obviously you'll know when I don't.


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